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What's in the hearts
Just four plants our grandmothers trusted, in a sugar-free strawberry chew made for women 60 and up, with no hormones, no senna and no scent. Here's every amount, right off the label:
Supplement Facts
Serving Size 2 Gummies
Servings Per Container 30
Amount Per Serving%DV
Calories10
Total Sugars0 g
Slippery Elm (Ulmus rubra)300 mg†
Sodium Copper Chlorophyllin200 mg†
Parsley (Petroselinum crispum)200 mg†
Peppermint (Mentha piperita)50 mg†
† Daily Value not established.
How to take the hearts
Chew two hearts every morning with your coffee, like sugar-free candy. They're soft enough for dentures, and one pouch lasts you a month. If you take other medicines, space the hearts at least 2 hours apart, or 4 hours from thyroid medicine.
How will I know it's working?
You won't need your nose for this. Watch your family instead: the window that stays shut, the hug that lasts a little longer, the grandkid who sits right next to you again. And if you don't see it within 90 days, you get every penny back.
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Shipping is free, and you pay once with no subscription to cancel. Try the hearts for up to 90 days, and if you're not happy, email hey@cravecandy.us for every penny back, even if every pouch is empty, with nothing to send back.
Sound familiar?
Don't trust your nose. Watch your family.
You shower every day.
You can't smell yourself like you used to.
You spray perfume before visits.
You bought a soap "just in case."
You asked "Do I smell?" and got "You're fine."
The hugs feel shorter lately.
Nodding along? You're not dirty, and you're not imagining it. Your nose just can't catch it anymore, so your family has to.
And here's the cruel part.
She can't smell herself. Everyone else can.
After 65, more than half of us lose much of our sense of smell, so you can't check. Your family can, and they just won't tell you.
Why your family stays quiet
What your family says when you're not around.
A grown daughterabout her mother
I remember going to my mother's house to visit and not wanting to hug her and feeling so guilty
A grown childabout an older woman in the family
I assume she can't smell and doesn't realize⦠so I never bring it up.
A grown daughterabout her mom, 81
I got a pack that had multiple bars and told her it was for me
Real posts from grown kids, and there are hundreds more like them. Not one of them ever told their mom. Yours won't either.
What "old lady smell" actually is
It's not dirt. It's oil your body makes.
As we get older, our skin starts making a different kind of oil. It goes stale fast. That stale oil is the "old lady smell," and your body makes it from the inside, all day long.
It's why anyone close to you can tell what you had for supper. Your body lets out what's inside.
You're not dirty. Your body's faucet is dripping.
That's why nothing worked.
Every one of these mops the floor, and not one touches the faucet.
More showers and scrubbing? You mopped the puddle, but the faucet's still dripping.
Deodorant, even the clinical kind? That's for sweat, and this was never sweat.
Perfume or body spray before visits? It sits on top, so now you've got two smells.
Washing clothes after every wear? Clean clothes, same body.
Wipes and powder in your purse? That's just a smaller mop.
Thinking about that persimmon soap?
It's the biggest scam for "old people smell."
"Oh yeah, it'll definitely fix your old lady smell." π
How a soap became a $25 million business
2001
It started in a lab. A cosmetics lab in Japan gave the smell a fancy science name. Soap companies took it from there.
Then
They printed it on the box.FOR OLD PEOPLE SMELL Right there in your shower, where every grandkid can read it.
Today
Up to $20 a bar. Americans now spend an estimated $25 million a year on these soaps. About 2 million bars, bought mostly by women like you.
And what do women say about the soap?
Only good for about 10 minutes.I didn't smell before I used it. Now I smell something like onions.
They don't sell a fix. They sell a refill.
Keep your regular soap, and keep your $20.
So stop mopping. Shut off the drip.
Two sugar-free strawberry hearts every morning work on the inside, where the smell is made. All that's left is a family that piles onto you again.
What's in the hearts
Grandma never smelled old. Here's what she knew.
Our grandmothers never bought a $20 "old people smell" soap. They did four small things for the inside, every single day.
Parsley on every plate. And you ate it.Slippery elm, "for your insides."A mint after supper.Green chlorophyll tablets, 1950s.
ThenFour kitchen habits, every day.
NowTwo strawberry hearts with your coffee.
Parsley 200 mg
The sprig on the plate
The green Grandma made you eat after a heavy meal. Now you don't have to chew it.
Slippery elm 300 mg
The cupboard bark
A soft tree bark women kept "for your insides" for generations. Gentle on a slow stomach.
Chlorophyllin 200 mg
The '50s green tablet
The green from plants, in the form people have taken by mouth for odor since the 1950s.
Peppermint 50 mg
The after-supper mint
Settles a big Sunday dinner, like the mint dish by Grandma's door. And it makes the hearts taste like a treat.
Real amounts. All on the label.
Supplement Facts
Serving Size 2 Gummies
Servings Per Container 30
Amount Per Serving%DV
Calories10
Total Sugars0 g
Slippery Elm (Ulmus rubra)300 mg†
Sodium Copper Chlorophyllin200 mg†
Parsley (Petroselinum crispum)200 mg†
Peppermint (Mentha piperita)50 mg†
† Daily Value not established.
What's not in the hearts
Sugar freeSweet like candy, without a single gram of sugar.
No perfume or scentNothing sits on your skin or your clothes, so there's never a second smell.
No harsh laxativesNo senna, and nothing that sends you running for the bathroom.
No pills to swallowSoft little chews that are easy to eat, even with dentures.
No hormonesJust four plants and nothing that touches your hormones.
No "old people" labelAnyone who sees it will think it's candy or your morning vitamins.
How to take the hearts
Keep your routine. Add one step.
NewTwo hearts with your coffeeChew them like sugar-free candy. Every morning.
Keep your soapIt still cleans the outside.
Watch your familyNot your nose.
"I keep the pouch by the coffee pot. I never forget my coffee, so I never forget my hearts."Judy, 68 Β· Kokomo, Indiana
What to expect
Your nose won't tell you. Longer hugs will.
Every body is different, so we won't promise you a day. Here's what to watch for.
Week 1
The new habit
Two hearts with your coffee, and that's it.
Nothing big happens yet. You're just building the habit, like your morning vitamins.
If your stool looks a little green, don't panic. That's just the chlorophyllin.
βTwo with your coffee
πTastes like a treat
πGreen stool is normal
Weeks 2β3
Lighter after supper, perfume left behind
After Sunday supper, you push back from the table without reaching for the top button.
Then one morning you're halfway down the driveway before you notice you forgot the perfume, and you don't go back for it.
π½οΈLighter after big meals
πΈNo "just in case" perfume
πLess second-guessing
Month 1
They stay closer
You sit down next to your family. Nobody shifts away.
Your granddaughter scoots closer instead of away, and stays there for the whole movie.
ποΈFamily sits closer
π§Grandkids stay longer
πNo more quick goodbyes
Month 2
The hug at the door
Your son wraps you up at the front door, and this time you're the one who lets go first.
Then he leans in and says, "You smell so good, Mom." You have to look away so he doesn't see your eyes fill up.
π€Longer hugs
π¬"You smell so good, Mom"
π΅The grandma they missed
You have 90 days to watch for it. If you don't see it, you get every penny back, even if every pouch is empty.
Don't take our word. Hear from real women.
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I shower every morning, but I started worrying about things I couldn't smell myself. My daughter mentioned these gummies, and I liked how easy they were to add to my morning routine. Two little hearts with breakfast. Nothing complicated.
Nancy, 62Ohio
Verified buyer
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At my age, I don't want a ten-step beauty routine. I still shower and take care of myself like always. These little hearts fit easily into my morning, and I like that the pouch doesn't take up half my bathroom counter.
Patricia, 74North Carolina
Verified buyer
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My granddaughter is always hugging me, and I never want to become the grandmother who worries through every hug. I was curious when I saw these. They're a simple addition to my regular routine, and I appreciate not having another complicated product to use.
Barbara, 65Michigan
Verified buyer
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Nobody talks about how embarrassing it feels to wonder if you smell different as you get older. I liked that this product actually talks about that concern. The gummies are easy to take, and the 90-day guarantee made trying something new feel less intimidating.
Carol, 72Pennsylvania
Verified buyer
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I've spent so much money on special soaps and lotions over the years. What caught my attention was that these weren't another body wash. I like the little strawberry hearts, and keeping the pouch by my coffee maker makes them easy to remember.
Linda, 67Florida
Verified buyer
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I almost skipped these because I've tried so many products already. But I was curious about the ingredients and the idea of a daily gummy. The strawberry hearts are pleasant, and I appreciate that I can order without signing up for a subscription.
Susan, 69Arizona
Verified buyer
The 6-Month Supply
Everything in your box.
Here's what comes to your door with the 6-Month Supply. You pay once, and there's nothing to cancel.
6-Month SupplyBuy 3, Get 3 Free
6 pouches, 360 heartsSix months of mornings$239.94
The Glow-Up Routine for Women 60+Large-print ebook, with a printable fridge card$15FREE
The Sweetheart TinA few hearts in your purse for sleepovers$20FREE
2 blush satin pillowcasesFresh pillowcases for every night at the kids'$30FREE
Total value$304.94
You pay$119.96
That's 67Β’ a day. Less than the perfume you spray before every visit.
Free with every order Β· $15
The Glow-Up Routine for Women 60+
Why your scent changes after 60
The 2-minute morning routine
The 12 spots your nose misses
The before-they-visit checklist
Skin, hair and clothes after 60
How to check your scent without your nose
Large print, 32 pages. We email it the minute you order, with a fridge card you can print.
Eat every last heart, and judge them by who hugs you, not your nose.
Not happy? Email hey@cravecandy.us and get every penny back, even if every pouch is empty. There's nothing to send back.
Worst case
You get your money back.
Best case
You become the woman your family no longer pulls away from.
Questions
Ask us anything. Straight answers.
I can't smell anything on myself. Do I really have old lady smell?
Most women can't. Nobody smells their own scent, and after 65 more than half of us lose much of our sense of smell. So watch your family instead: a window that opens when you come in, a quick hug, a gift of lemon or lavender soap. If two of those sound familiar, the hearts are worth trying.
I'm a very clean person. Why would I smell?
Most women say the exact same thing, and plenty of them shower twice a day. But it isn't about being clean. After 60 our skin makes an oil that goes stale fast, and since it's made from the inside, it's back a couple of hours after every shower.
Wouldn't my family tell me?
Honestly? Most families never do. They love you too much, so they crack a window, keep the hug short, or hand you a "nice" soap and hope you get the hint.
How do the hearts work?
Soap, perfume and showers only reach the outside. The smell is made inside. Two strawberry hearts every morning work right where it starts, with four plants our grandmothers trusted: parsley, slippery elm, peppermint and chlorophyllin.
Will I smell like strawberries?
Nope. You eat them, so there's no scent on your skin or clothes and nothing to clash with your perfume.
How soon will my family notice?
We won't promise you a day, because every body is different. Watch for the little things, like a window that stays shut or a hug that lasts a bit longer. You've got 90 days to decide.
What if I forget a day?
Just take your two the next morning, no need to double up. It's the every-day habit that counts.
Can I chew them with dentures?
Yes, they're soft chews, not hard candy. Go slow with your first one.
Are they safe for women my age?
They're made for women 60 and up, with four plants, no hormones, no senna and no scent. If you take a lot of medicines, just show the pouch to your pharmacist.
Can I take them with my medicines?
Keep them 2 hours apart from other medicines, and 4 hours from thyroid medicine. If you're on a blood thinner or lots of prescriptions, check with your pharmacist first.
Will they raise my blood sugar?
They're sugar free, with 0 g of sugar in your two hearts. If you're diabetic, show the label to your doctor, same as anything new.
My stool turned green. Is that normal?
Totally normal, so no need to worry. Chlorophyllin is the green from plants, and it can tint things green or darker. It's harmless.
How does the 90-day guarantee work?
Try the hearts for up to 90 days. If your family doesn't act any different, email hey@cravecandy.us and you'll get every penny back, even if every pouch is empty. There's nothing to send back.
Is this a subscription?
No, we don't do those. You pay once, and nothing renews.
How much is shipping?
Nothing, it's free on every order. You'll get a tracking email the day it ships.
Still wondering? Email hey@cravecandy.us, and a real person writes back.
I quit asking if I smell. I just watch who hugs me now.
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The Glow-Up Routine for Women 60+Large-print ebook
The Sweetheart Tinwith 3 pouches
2 blush satin pillowcaseswith 6 pouches
"Oh yeah, it'll definitely fix your old lady smell." π
6 pouches, 360 heartsSix months of mornings
